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Student:
Brain is like A bermuda Trangle >>>
Information Goes in And then !!!
Its Never Found Again … :D :D
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Pathan nay aek ghar may chori ki..
Sab kuch lootnay k baad Aek jaynamaaz bacha ! Wo bhi utha lya
Maalik : ye Jaynamaz to chor jao ..
Pathan : khoocha Tum ko hum Kafir nazar aata hai..
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Pathan ka promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya .. Ghar aa kar Wife Ko Aese Andaz se bataya K wife Behosh ho gyi..
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Aaj k baad tu DSP k sath soye gi .. :D :D
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Pathan Nay pehli baar roza Rakha … Roza Rakhne k baad Dopehar ko nadhaal ho gya … OR F.m Par cal kar ki .. Rj boli Kia sun’na pasand karayn gay .. Pathan : Hum ko maghrib ki Azan sunwa do bus :D :D ….
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Lala: :O bakray ki raan kaha gyi .. Qasai Bakra langra tha … Lala: Bakray ka dil to ho ga .. Qasai Wo to bakri le gyi ..
Lala: mara us ka dimaag to hoga yaar .. Qasai :p Bakra Pathan tha lala :D :D ….
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Light Chali gyi to Pathan ne wife se kaha pankha to chala do…
Pathan Ki bivi ne jawad diya .. Kar di naa Pathano wali baat .. :D pankha chalay ga to mom’bati nae band ho jaye gi :p :D ….
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Path nay bachay ka naam MQM rakha … Dost: Apko to MQM Se sakht nafrat hai … Pathan hum sari dunya ko batana chahta hai k Pathan MQM ka baap hai … :D :p
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Pathan: Apni Gf se .. Hum 30 bhen bhai hain .. Gf: Kia aap k ghar Family planning walay nahi atay .. Pathan : Aaye thay par school samhaj kar wapis chalay gaye :D
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Teacher: Late kiu aye ho .. Bacha: Wo mama papa ki larai ho rahi thi to late ho gya … Teacher: mama papa ki larai thi tum kiu llate ho gaye .. Bacha: Wo aek joota mama k hath may tha or Aek papa k hath may … :D :D :D
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1 Pathan Apne sholuder par tota ( parrot ) betha kar le k jaa raha tha … Aek Aadmi ne poocha ye konsa Janwar hai: Tota bola Sala pathan hai …. :p :D
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A big difference Between School And collage: In School
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You were Late You had To sit on last bench …
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But in collage You had to late you were to sit on First bench ;) :D :P :p …..
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Friend: tumhare Abu kitne saal k hain … Pathan Jitne saal ka hum Utne saal k …. Friend: wo kese .. Pathan: Ary yar jab hum peda hua to he wo Abu bana naa ;) :D ….
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Husband to wife : Tum parda kar lo Agay Sindhiyon ka Area hai .. Thora agay ja kar Wife to husband: Ab tum parda kar lo Agay pathano Ka Area hai .. :D
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Teacher: Bijli kaha se Aati hai … Bacha: Mere maamoo k ghar se .. Teacher: wo kese .. Bacha: Jab bhi bijli jati hai to papa kehtay hain … Saalo nay phir bijli band kar di … :D :p
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Pathan: yar mere pass paisy nahi hain Mujhe Kapra lena hai … Dost: to yar tum bank se loan Le lo … Pathan: loan le to lay Par Hum ko sirf cotton chaiye … :D :P :p …
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Student:
Brain is like A bermuda Trangle >>>
Information Goes in And then !!!
Its Never Found Again … :D :D
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Pathan nay aek ghar may chori ki..
Sab kuch lootnay k baad Aek jaynamaaz bacha ! Wo bhi utha lya
Maalik : ye Jaynamaz to chor jao ..
Pathan : khoocha Tum ko hum Kafir nazar aata hai..
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Pathan ka promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya .. Ghar aa kar Wife Ko Aese Andaz se bataya K wife Behosh ho gyi..
?
?
Aaj k baad tu DSP k sath soye gi .. :D :D
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Pathan Nay pehli baar roza Rakha … Roza Rakhne k baad Dopehar ko nadhaal ho gya … OR F.m Par cal kar ki .. Rj boli Kia sun’na pasand karayn gay .. Pathan : Hum ko maghrib ki Azan sunwa do bus :D :D ….
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Lala: :O bakray ki raan kaha gyi .. Qasai Bakra langra tha … Lala: Bakray ka dil to ho ga .. Qasai Wo to bakri le gyi ..
Lala: mara us ka dimaag to hoga yaar .. Qasai :p Bakra Pathan tha lala :D :D ….
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Light Chali gyi to Pathan ne wife se kaha pankha to chala do…
Pathan Ki bivi ne jawad diya .. Kar di naa Pathano wali baat .. :D pankha chalay ga to mom’bati nae band ho jaye gi :p :D ….
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Path nay bachay ka naam MQM rakha … Dost: Apko to MQM Se sakht nafrat hai … Pathan hum sari dunya ko batana chahta hai k Pathan MQM ka baap hai … :D :p
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Pathan: Apni Gf se .. Hum 30 bhen bhai hain .. Gf: Kia aap k ghar Family planning walay nahi atay .. Pathan : Aaye thay par school samhaj kar wapis chalay gaye :D
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Teacher: Late kiu aye ho .. Bacha: Wo mama papa ki larai ho rahi thi to late ho gya … Teacher: mama papa ki larai thi tum kiu llate ho gaye .. Bacha: Wo aek joota mama k hath may tha or Aek papa k hath may … :D :D :D
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1 Pathan Apne sholuder par tota ( parrot ) betha kar le k jaa raha tha … Aek Aadmi ne poocha ye konsa Janwar hai: Tota bola Sala pathan hai …. :p :D
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A big difference Between School And collage: In School
,
.
You were Late You had To sit on last bench …
.
.
But in collage You had to late you were to sit on First bench ;) :D :P :p …..
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Friend: tumhare Abu kitne saal k hain … Pathan Jitne saal ka hum Utne saal k …. Friend: wo kese .. Pathan: Ary yar jab hum peda hua to he wo Abu bana naa ;) :D ….
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Husband to wife : Tum parda kar lo Agay Sindhiyon ka Area hai .. Thora agay ja kar Wife to husband: Ab tum parda kar lo Agay pathano Ka Area hai .. :D
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Teacher: Bijli kaha se Aati hai … Bacha: Mere maamoo k ghar se .. Teacher: wo kese .. Bacha: Jab bhi bijli jati hai to papa kehtay hain … Saalo nay phir bijli band kar di … :D :p
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Pathan: yar mere pass paisy nahi hain Mujhe Kapra lena hai … Dost: to yar tum bank se loan Le lo … Pathan: loan le to lay Par Hum ko sirf cotton chaiye … :D :P :p …
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